⚠ Financially Questionable Decision

The only musical instrument you play without touching. Wave your hands in the air — one controls pitch, the other volume. It sounds like a 1950s sci-fi soundtrack and a ghost singing at the same time. Hand-built with analog circuitry. No sheet music required. No musical talent required. Just the willingness to look slightly ridiculous while making hauntingly beautiful sounds.

"My wife asked me to choose between this and marriage counselling. I am typing this from a motel." — David, 34