⚠ Financially Questionable Decision

A genuine iron meteorite fragment from the Campo del Cielo crater field in Argentina. It fell to Earth approximately 4,500 years ago. It is older than any civilization, any language, any human concept of "valuable." It has been traveling through space for billions of years just to end up on your shelf. Display stand included. Certificate of authenticity included. Existential crisis not included.

"My wife asked me to choose between this and marriage counselling. I am typing this from a motel." — David, 34